Fake Hooker is a punk-rock trio formed in Brooklyn, NY in 2007. Matt Bixby on guitar and vocals, Robin Drysdale on drums, and Nate HaII on vocals and bass.

"Combining elements of hardcore, punk, grunge, and screamo, with a modern twist, Fake Hooker firmly stand in contrast to the current wave of hipster pussrock that dominates the scene in Brooklyn." - fckthatnoise.blogspot.com

Some of their self-produced recordings can be heard here: http://fakehooker.bandcamp.com/
http://www.facebook.com/fakehooker
http://www.myspace.com/fakehooker





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Songs by 19 year old Seth Sutton out of Memphis, TN

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"I think Beef is my favorite band. It stars Greem Jellyfish - depicted on the show's flier in a blurry, slanted, black and white, tongue-out photo that hung around several areas of Bushwick - with classic skateboarder James C. on bass and Lance on guitar. While the comparison of Greem to Animal (of Jim Henson's Muppets) is an easy one, what with baby boomers across the nation attending screenings of Muppets Take Susan Sarandon or whoever's in that movie, and Greem's loose, wild, cross-armed style, I truly think she is more akin to a cat playing the drums: floppy but with wonderful precision. Before long Greem was screaming at well-timed intervals, which oscillated between rollercoaster exclamation and bobcat death rattle. Meanwhile the boys worked together to make the reach the momentum of a car chase. Between every song the audience mooed, 'Beeeeeeeeeeef.'

"Rating: 3 weed leaves"

- Alaina Stamatis, Impose Magazine
(www.imposemagazine.com/bytes/janeane-garofalo-is-no-longer-blond)

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